Nathan Marlowe

i-sucked-dick-on-accident:

mi-shellvp:

estasfuera:

“A little bit of Monica in my life,A little bit of Erica by my side,A little bit of Rita is all I need,A little bit of Tina is what I see,A little bit of Sandra in the sun,A little bit of Mary all night long,A little bit of Jessica, here I am…”

If you don’t know this reference, you’re definitely too young for me. 

yeah ok but i’d be more impressed with:
"Shameeka, Keisha, Tara,
Shonda, Sabrina, Krista, Daronda,
Teresa, Felicia, Tenisha, Sha’Vonne,
Monica, Monique, Christina, Yolanda”

Mambo No. 5 and Freek-a-leek, okay?

i-sucked-dick-on-accident:

mi-shellvp:

estasfuera:

“A little bit of Monica in my life,
A little bit of Erica by my side,
A little bit of Rita is all I need,
A little bit of Tina is what I see,
A little bit of Sandra in the sun,
A little bit of Mary all night long,
A little bit of Jessica, here I am…”

If you don’t know this reference, you’re definitely too young for me. 

yeah ok but i’d be more impressed with:

"Shameeka, Keisha, Tara,

Shonda, Sabrina, Krista, Daronda,

Teresa, Felicia, Tenisha, Sha’Vonne,

Monica, Monique, Christina, Yolanda”

Mambo No. 5 and Freek-a-leek, okay?

merlinsbearditsthedoctor:

scottish:

remember when these pieces of shit were everywhere and they were the best thing ever
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and when you were too old to play with them you would just randomly move one when no one was looking

(via ruinedchildhood)

1morey:

trendsculture:

Face Swap Of The Week: Up.

Kim Jong Il and Bill Clinton going on an adventure.

1morey:

trendsculture:

Face Swap Of The Week: Up.

Kim Jong Il and Bill Clinton going on an adventure.

(via doughnot)

rapewhistled:

*16 year old girl voice* um shut the fuck up thanks

(via fake-mermaid)

diacrit:

hanesonly:

I almost forgot my briefcase!

it contains important lab results

diacrit:

hanesonly:

I almost forgot my briefcase!

it contains important lab results

(Source: awwww-cute, via joshpeck)

cataradical:

i will return for the child within one month

this is your warning

(Source: lolgifs.net, via doughnot)

2014 so far

thesmashbro:

fabuloushetahungary:

toroheicho:

omidtheamnesiacender:

punished-gagsy:

anguisant:

the-internet-addict:

smallvagina:

kawaiiibatman:

smallvagina:

January: Selfie Olympics

February: Flappy Bird

lets see how the rest of the year goes

March: No Oscar for Leonardo DeCaprio

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April: it’s a metaphors, you’re a metaphors, we are a metaphor, if I see another metaphor I’m going to kill someone

May:

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June:

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Wonder how July is gonna be

i will keep reblogging this each month

July:

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August:
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(via eli-the-senpai)